another word on the electric bill...his friend 'a' whose name is still on the bill and getting screwed out of his good credit, recently cancelled the account altogether...and the mammal was furious...he burst into my room, "that son of a bitch cancelled the bill! he didn't even give me time to pay it...all he had to do was let me know and i would have wired the money"...i told mammal that 'a' tried to simply take his name off the bill but was unable to, and all the mammal had to do was call 'consolidated edison' and get a new account...the mammal however would hear none of it..."just when things are going great in my life, that bastard screws me...i guess it's the price i pay for trying to live cheaply in this neighbourhood!"...your author sat and listened but was a little confused as to why the mammal and his red baboon ass, was getting so worked up over nothing...moreover, it appeared to this witness that the mammal was the one at fault...however, never one to end the provocation of the caged beast, i proceeded..."mammal why don't you call him and yell at him [i just wanted to hear what mammal would say if he got him on the phone]"...mammal responded, "i can't, he's my master" (meaning of course that a's name is on the lease not mammal's)...he continued, "they should have sent that son of a bitch to iraq!" ('a' was briefly in the air force)...i came back at him, "now mammal you don't really mean that, do you?"...the mammal remorsefully answered, "no i don't mean that"...and then he was off on another topic, something about iraq, so for the time being the issue had been resolved...however, this witness wants a front row seat the next time mammal and 'a' see each other...