i walked into our place with a mutual friend 'j' in tow...the mammal was in his room, sitting at his computer, wearing only his boxers...when he saw us he started screaming as if he was in the middle of masturbating to a political article he was reading...then he came out to sit on the couch and regale us with stories...'j' remarked, "[mammal] put on some fucking pants!"...to which the mammal replied, "i most certainly will not! if you don't like it you can leave"...then the mammal sat down on the couch right next to 'j' and started berating him about his politics...during the conversation (in which i was sitting directly across from the mammal), he shifts in his seat so that his sack is showing..."mammal!, i yell, will you sit up and shift your shorts for chrissakes"...at first he doesn't understand and thinks i am criticizing his political views, but finally he gets the message...

after the conversation was over the mammal retreats to his room and closes his door, but minutes later bursts out wearing a pair of turquoise short-shorts..."sometimes this bar i like has short-short nights and these are the ones i wear, though sometimes its rough because a girl will be grinding me and i will get an erection, and won't be able to hide it, but hey there is nothing i can do about it so i just roll with it"...'j' remarks, "you should invest in a good pair of boxer briefs so as not to be walking around with an obvious erection"...the mammal did not seem too sure...then, still wearing nothing but his blue short-shorts, he unrolls his 'stretching mat' and remarks, "i have to do some stretching" and lays on the mat and begins stretching between us...he only stretches for a minute or two but continues to lay on the mat and talk to us for about twenty minutes...we make plans to meet up with him later, but of course they fall through because of the mammal's ineptness, and inability to respond to any voice or text messages in a timely fashion...

it is also worth noting that the night prior to this incident, a friend 'a' decided to sleep on this dirty-dusty mat we keep under the couch rather than sleep in mammal's double bed with mammal...drunkenly he explained, "i am sure that this thing is cleaner than [mammal] is"...he then laughed hysterically and passed out...the mammal went off to bed, unaffected...