hairy mammal monthly

ATTN: FIRST TIME READERS...BEGIN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE AND READ UP...CHRONOLOGY IS IMPORTANT! *author's note on this blog: this is intended to be an anthropological study and is as objective as i can make it...it is not an attempt to ridicule but only to chronicle...i only put myself in the stories because it is absolutely necessary, but try as much as possible to keep my opinions to myself...i have chosen this subject because of his gregariousness and proximity...

Saturday, October 14, 2006

the mammal filled me in on the bar that has just opened below our building..."i went there last night late and it was a type of hipster rock 'n roll place...it was alright except the money men were there sucking each other's balls"..."they were like [spoken in an italian accent] 'yo, this guy made his money in real estate'...'yo this guy made his money in milk'"...

later i told him that i read the article on hillary clinton in the atlantic and it made me dislike her more...he took offense, "comon' if she is president that means that bill will be president again"...of course i didn't agree and thought (my thoughts here only for the good of the blog) that she should realize she would never be elected president and begin to act more liberal and less conciliatory...i stated, "i mean she is even going to these bogus prayer meetings with republicans"...with that the mammal launched into a strong tongue lashing of my point of view shouting, "i want to see some poll numbers! i don't want to hear any more of your assumptions!"...he rounded it out with a strong shower rendition of m.c. hammer's 'pray'...(from the shower) "pray, (pray) pray (pray), [now with me joining him] we've got to pray just to make it today!"...and on and on until he left, singing a combination of that and "me so horny" by 2 live crew...

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home