hairy mammal monthly

ATTN: FIRST TIME READERS...BEGIN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE AND READ UP...CHRONOLOGY IS IMPORTANT! *author's note on this blog: this is intended to be an anthropological study and is as objective as i can make it...it is not an attempt to ridicule but only to chronicle...i only put myself in the stories because it is absolutely necessary, but try as much as possible to keep my opinions to myself...i have chosen this subject because of his gregariousness and proximity...

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

the mammal did not get a chance to do the sean paul song at karoke [unfortunately, because i have to hear it for another week]...he had to manage the comedy club so he arrived at karoke late...therefore he said, "i didn't want to waste it on an anemic crowd"...instead, in tribute to kim-jong-il[sp] and his maddening nukes, karoke was all about north korea, so the mammal did 'back in the u.s.s.r'...he said it went over well..tonite late night he came home for a moment with one of his comedian friends...they were going to a 'heeb' magazine [author's note: that is the name of the magazine not a racial slur] party, which he invited me to..."i have to make an appearance" he explained...i declined the invite, but his comedian friend seemed very concerned with both my use of mammal's computer and my racial orientation...i told her i didn't have a computer yet and that i was an american...that of course did not satisfy her, but fortunately the mammal dragged her out the door before she could find out too much more about me...

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