every monday night the mammal goes to karaoke night...and every week he learns a new song...i know this because i asked him if he was one of those folks that is known for always doing the same song, or a different one...and he replied, "oh no, i do a different one every week, that is part of the my thing, they are like 'what song is [mammal] going to do this week'"...well this week the mammal was doing 'suicide blonde'...therefore, most of the early night consisted of the mammal playing the song over and over as loud as possible...he played it while eating, while showering, and while primping...each time singing more and more of it...he tried it out a few times on yours truly and asked me what i thought...i told him that his hair (shoulder length) achieved the proper effect being wet and suggested he gel it back for the night..."oh no, i never put product in my hair" was his response...he wondered why i thought he should employ 'product' because the original singer of the song he said, "didn't look like that"...i of course did not know what the original lead singer looked like (whenever inxs came on i tuned it out), but to the mammal's credit he always did his homework...
one more point worth mentioning is that the regulars at karaoke call him "rapist [mammal]" or something to that effect...of course he is not a rapist or fond of the nickname, and as he put it, "i can't help it if some girl wants to get up there with me and wants to grind...of course i am going to oblige"..."but i wish they would stop calling me that, i mean what if my mother hears about that, she's in n.o.w."...and with one final playing of the song, like a flash he was away, onwards into another new york city night...


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