today i left before the mammal woke...as soon as i get uptown my phone begins to ring and you guessed it, its the mammal...he asks me if i remember this girl i dated in high school's cousin...i tell him of course i don't..."well" he says, "we've been messaging on my space all afternoon"..."she found me through [my old girlfriend's my space] and wants to hang out"...i ask the obvious question, "is she hot?"..."yeah, at least from her my space pictures, but you can never be sure about them, she lives in texas but will be back for the holidays"...mammal tells me that they had a brief make-out moment when she was fourteen and he fifteen..."you kissed her?" i asked..."no but i came really close to her neck"...he procedes, "its weird how girls remember their first erotic experiences so vividly"

he also filled me in on how last night ended at the magazine party..."oh man it was out of control, i was hitting on this girl i kind of recognized but couldn't think of from where"..."it turns out she was this girl that married one of my friends at burning man...they found a rabbi at burning man to marry them"...he told her "oh man i haven't bought you a wedding present" so he drowned them both in vodka for the rest of the night..."oh by the way [church of al], i got vodka coasters last night so we are now going to be a coaster family"..."alright," i replied...