the morning of thanksgiving i woke to the sounds of the mammal shuffling for the coffee filter...the night before mammal had another lady friend sleep in his disheveled bed...i heard him go into the bathroom and turn on the shower in order to prep for his day trip home...our shower head is broken, therefore one has to put time and care into the taking of a shower or the bathroom floor will flood...as the reader can imagine, the mammal (our beloved human tornado) continually floods the bathroom floor...today i was listening carefully from my comfortable bed, to hear if, in the presence of one of his women, he would take care and not flood the bathroom...i hear the mammal come out from the shower and tell his lady friend, "hey watch out when you use the bathroom because it flooded for some reason...go in there with your shoes on or your socks will get wet"...when she asked how the bathroom flooded mammal replied, "hey i don't know these things, all i know is that if you go in there in your socks you will regret it"...it was unbelievable that the mammal, even with female company, could not control himself enough, as to not flood the bathroom...as he rushed out the door to catch the bus, he remarked to his woman, (in a voice reminiscent of his father's ironic tone) "i better catch this bus or i am surely out of the family"...