hairy mammal monthly

ATTN: FIRST TIME READERS...BEGIN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE AND READ UP...CHRONOLOGY IS IMPORTANT! *author's note on this blog: this is intended to be an anthropological study and is as objective as i can make it...it is not an attempt to ridicule but only to chronicle...i only put myself in the stories because it is absolutely necessary, but try as much as possible to keep my opinions to myself...i have chosen this subject because of his gregariousness and proximity...

Friday, November 17, 2006

last night mammal came home around ten and i again brought up the annoying girl from the night before...mammal began yelling, "[church of al] she wasn't that bad, why do you have to say that!"..."[mammal]" i said, "stop yelling"..."i'm sorry [church of al] i am not yelling, we are too tight for me to yell at you"...

i then mentioned that all our friends from high school were getting together in december for our monthly night out..."both 'j.h.' and 't' are going to be there [mammal], so you better show, i already marked it on your calender so you won't forget"...again he starts yelling, "i will try to make it but that bastard 't' hasn't yet been to one of my shows and 'j.h.' only went to one...you should all come up to the comedy club and see my set and then you guys can go out"...of course the comedy club is out of the way, and with a group of six of us we are not about to trek up there, pay cover and the drink minimum for a set, and i told him as much..."jesus it's only midtown! it's not like it's connecticut"...however when you live on the lower east side, midtown may as well be connecticut...

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