since there has not been much to add lately about the hairy mammal, your author decided he would give you a treat...a few years ago when our mutual friend 'a' (mentioned previously in this study) lived with the mammal, he gave me a few 'mammalisms'...i will now relate them to all of you lovely readers...

"-always leave either the bathroom light or the living room light on....you always want to break last month's electric bill..."

"-always leave a package of cookies open with crumbs spilling out over the rest of your food and the floor...nothing says 'welcome' to a nice well-to-do family of roaches better than little bite sized snacks..."

"-always expect free things from people in hip places...you are never too old to get your ass wiped on a consistent basis..."

"never, ever be consistent...it would be a mark against your golden slovenly lifestyle...if you learn how to use the shower correctly, forget how to shut a plastic spout on a carton...always stay a step ahead..."

"it's a good thing to leave hair in other people's food for the result is that you will usually be able to claim it for yourself..."

thank you to 'a' for sharing and for enlightening our faithful readers with another perspective of mammal in his habitat...