this afternoon while 'a' and i were watching football the mammal came out of his room and announced, "last night i think i did a bad thing"...intrigued, we asked him about it...he went to a benefit party last night and stated, "i bought four days at a villa in turks and caicos for eight hundred dollars, i just don't know how i am going to get there"...he then returned to his room and began playing sean paul...'a', annoyed yelled, "[mammal] turn that music off!"...of course the mammal would not...he screamed, "this is my room and i can do anything i want in here"...now that he was aware that 'a' was annoyed, he proceeded to see how far he could take the situation until 'a' blew his top...he would occasionally close his door, then open it and come out with the music blaring to relate some inane story, but secretly loving the fact that every time his door opened sean paul would waft through the apartment and cause 'a's blood to boil...finally 'a' had enough and attacked trying to turn off the music, with mammal fighting him off, bellowing about spilling imaginary drinks, and screaming "don't touch me!"...of course in the end the music was never turned off and mammal was outwardly pleased that he had annoyed 'a' to no end...the scene ended with mammal remarking happily that he in fact had enough airline miles to receive a ticket to turks and caicos...