further insulting yours truly, saturday night began with the hairy mammal confirming my greatest fear...i was right about the previous week's occurrences...the mammal lied to me and created a story that was ill conceived as if he believed i had a chimp's i.q., ready to believe a lie worthy of 'saved by the bell'...the night, however, picked up from there...'a' was spending the evening with us and he proceeded to consume a king's ration of the dark chilean red...after which he became an animal himself...as the wine coursed through his veins, he challenged the mammal to an arm wrestling match, and then fought him on and off for about twenty minutes...he would jump on the mammal and pin him to to the couch (a homo-erotic ballet of sorts) all the while yelling "this is how you tame the mammal!" and "you want the wwf muthafucka! well you got it!"...the mammal, in a strange twist, centered in on the statement, this is how you tame the mammal...asking, "what a strange thing to say, what does that mean?"...i, your faithful observer, played dumb secretly resenting 'a's big mouth...periodically the two savages would rest before resuming their grotesque dance of destruction...i recorded about twenty minutes of this disturbing footage on mammal's video camera but unfortunately getting mammal to upload anything that is neither his stand up or his hackneyed comedic characters is virtually impossible...your author will keep the pressure on so as one day my faithful readers can witness the mammal's (and 'a's) madness, and judge for themselves as to whether my recollection is an accurate portrayal of the beast and his domain, or merely a shadow of the beast within...