mammal burst in the door today happy to see me...we haven't crossed paths in a week and he immediately launched into a story he was anxious to tell..."[church of al] i met two strippers from [a city in montana] at the comedy club last sunday, and when i closed i let them stay and drink with me..." i could tell this was going to go somewhere bizarre, and it began with the next lines..."we were sitting around and the one i wasn't into let me feel her tits, then we went to their hotel room..." evidently when the mammal got to the vile temptresses' room he began performing the holy act of cunnilingus on the girl that was of his interest, while the other one took pictures of him in mid-act...afterwards he took photographs of the camera girl's intimate areas, at her insistence, to send via camera phone to one of her beaus..."i didn't have sex with either of them," mammal related, "it seems that even this new generation has some sense of morality"...(i, of course, could not make the connection)..."but mammal," i asked, "what will this do to your budding political career?"..."shit," he responded, "it isn't like i was doing drugs, i mean they can't put a picture of this on the front pages of the tabloids; and besides by the time i am ready to run for congress all of this will be acceptable"...i tried to get more out of the furry beast, but alas he was already immersed in his newly repaired computer and unwilling to comment further...